Morning, friendos. Yr pal al here again, and your mission this week, should you choose to accept it, is to go to Trader Joe’s and buy this specific cheese. (FYI you are meant to eat the rind so don’t skip it.) Enjoy.
Read to the end for a little baby beav!
Me, walking into the venue: I’m taking it easy tonight at the show so I’m not sore tomorrow.
Also me, 30 seconds into the first song:
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{Perfect edit, via Twitter.}
This week’s sources:
Your car may be ratting you out to your insurance company | Autoblog
‘I was just really in shock’: Kilt-clad man seen sticking antiques ‘in his rectum’ then ‘placing them back on the shelves,’ cops say | Law and Crime
Wisconsin Man Legally Named Deez-Nuts Is Arrested In Domestic Altercation | Huff Post
AITA for not letting her son beat me in a tournament for $500 | Reddit
A ‘Perfect Monolith’ Appears in Wales | NYTimes (unpaywalled link)
Other things:
If you’re like 12 and successfully rob a bank, they should let you keep some of it.
The truth behind the pyramids. (Oldie but goodie.)
Another reason I want to troll on the dating apps.
{Via Instagram}
Thanks for reading & listening!
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